Dear GC,
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Neal for giving me credit for something that has been long overdue. For years now I have been knob-polishing and getting no recognition for it. The only beef I have with the segment was the picture. That wasn’t even a real picture of me. Obviously someone used Paintshop or something in order to make that hideous picture. This is a genuine picture of me doing what I love — polishing knobs:
As you can see that is an accurate picture of me doing what I love — knob-polishing. Yup just call me one anal knob polisher. It’s like what Neal said I am completely anal when it comes to knob-polishing. I make sure I swab every part of that knob. I call it my “spit shine”. Anyways I just wanted to thank you for finally getting me recognized for being “an anal beast” when it comes to knob polishing.
The Best Knob-Polisher,
– Geoff Osman
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I’m another new reader of your e-magazine. Our mutual friend the crazy, wonderful, talented, famous gymnast (who time traveled to the future and played Soul Calibur XXIX), Kim referred me. I have to say I like your magazine, but I’m also disappointed, she promised me there would be a centerfold of Jenna or Christina wearing an ivy outfit from SCII. Where is it? I’m kidding of course, but I have to say they are sexier than Paul Franzen, but not as sexy as Xianghua or Cassandra or Peach lol. If you couldn’t tell, I’m a Soul Calibur fan (PS2) up to Level 71 so far. I also still like Mario Kart 64 too, being almost unbeatable using Yoshi Now I have a magazine I like, GameCola. I seriously think this is put together really well. I look forward to the next issue. Keep the same format and staff and you’ll have a hit, unless a combo breaker is used! ha
– Brent
