(Editor’s note: This article was originally published in the February 2008 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published in a monthly online magazine format.)
New Year Content Drive of the Month:
I Think This is the Fourteenth Time I’ve Done Something Like This for … of the Month!
All right. The premise is simple! This is the first normal issue of the new year, and I would like to know what direction the Franbase (see, I can make up Franzen-based buzzwords, too. BTW, 10 points to whoever makes up the best fan-centric buzzword based on the name of someone currently on staff. Ready?…. GO!) wants to see GameCola go in. I know there was that whole furry stir some months back, but I’m pretty sure Gina blacklisted us on all of the online furry communities, so it looks like nothing will come of that. A shame, really.
On the bright side, we do have all-new rapist content this month! That’s right! Check out my review of Jewel Knights Crusaders for the most entertaining rape adventure this side of actual rape! Perhaps we can build this up into a new rapist fanbase? Anyone interested in seeing a massive influx of rape content? Oh, and before I get some soapbox speech directed at me about being snarky and insensitive toward rapists, let me just reiterate that I couldn’t possibly care less what turns you on.
Unless you want to post all about it in the comments section! Here’s the rules: Posting about how you think I’m a jerk because I don’t respect you = bad. Nobody cares that there’s one more person in the world who finds at least a handful of things related to me to be in bad taste. Posting explicit details about your sexual fetishes for the whole world (read: no less than six people) to read = good. Everyone secretly wants to know what everyone else’s fetish is, because it gives you that shred of hope that maybe you aren’t as much of a perverted outcast as you thought you were. Who knows, the … of the Month comments section could be the next eHarmony! Assuming your fetish is for guys who love videogames more than they love you.
Now where was I? Rape content? Well, I’m not really interested in that topic anymore, and it seems like I’ve got a decent chunk of writing down already, so I’ll just skip ahead to my closing.
GameCola actually does listen to its readers, (it has to, since its readers are its writers) so if you honestly, or dishonestly, think GameCola would be more entertaining with more content of a particular sort, be sure to say so. You know what I always say! If you know, POST!!! (I’ll never get tired of that. Never.)
