Reviews of Flash animations and games.
Duels to the death are dangerous.
Oh, Iâm not talking about real-life duels, like the one between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burrâthe worst that could happen there is that somebody might get killed. No, Iâm talking about duels to the death featured in Flash games and videos that couldâ::gasp::âmake a mockery of your favorite videogame and incite unbridled fanboy/fangirl rage over the outcome.
And thatâs dangerous.
âWho would win in a fightâJigglypuff or Solid Snake?â Such arguments have raged for centuries. While games such asÂ Super Smash Bros. allow gamers to settle these disputes the correct wayâwith violence instead of wordsâsome Flash animators have taken it upon themselves toÂ show you who would win in a fight.
Some Flash duels are thrilling, unpredictable, funny, and highly creative; some just make you angry when your favorite character dies a pathetic death at the hands of an opponent youÂ know is inferior. Some Flash duels, regardless of who wins, are just plain badâtry not to watch these.
Donât risk going into a Flash duel unprepared. See what âFlash Floodâ has to say about it first. I mean, I donât watch or playÂ anything on the Internet anymore until Iâve heard about it from âFlash Flood.â
Think about that one for a moment.
Hereâs a handy-dandy guide to how I objectively rate everything:
5 = Super-fantastic! Like watching Chuck Norris fight Mr. T.
4 = Great! Like watching Luigi fight Tails.
3 = Good. Like watching Mario fight Sonic. (What can I say? I like their sidekicks better.)
2 = Nothing amazing. Like watching Crash Bandicoot fight Diddy Kong.
1 = Not worth your time. Like watching Wario eat Kirby. Wait; actually, that has comedic potential, so scratch that.
0 = Painful. Like watching Gordon Freeman pry out your eyes with his crowbar. In person.
Between all the reviews andÂ the videos on our YouTubeÂ channel, GameColaÂ has been inundated with Mega Man forÂ over half a year now. Some people (read: Nathaniel) want more. Some people (read: everyone else) wantÂ no more. This conflict is the source of inspiration for this edition of Flash Flood.
This monthâs theme: Mega Man versus everyone else.
Description: Play through a condensed version ofÂ Ghosts ân Goblins (NES) as Mega Man, and face off against the gameâs hero, Arthur, at the end.
Review: A completely unnecessary crossover, to be sure, but a fun one. Mega Man handles exactly as he does inÂ Mega Man 5 andÂ 6, and while not every screen is 100% accurate to the original game, the whole endeavor is a very faithful recreation ofÂ Ghosts ân Goblins, except for one critical difference: itâs actually possible to beat this game.
Verdict: 4/5: Nice. I always thought Arthurian legend needed more Mega Man.
Length: Very short (less than a minute); viewer controls progress.
Description: Ryu fromÂ Super Street Fighter II gets into a fight with Mega Man X, andâŚ You know what? Itâll take me longer to write a description than it will for you to watch the video, so forget it.
Review: Itâs short, itâs pointless, andâŚ You know what else? It made me laugh. Review over.
Verdict: 4/5: Admittedly, I could have laughed harder.
Length: Average (2-5 minutes).
Description: A somewhat bloody, no-holds-barred duel to the death between Link and Zero.
Review: Zero isÂ from theÂ Mega Man X games, so this totally goes along with the theme of âMega Man versus everyone.â Some of the action is very cool, but thereâs a notable lack of sound effects, and the video eventually takes a turn from âcool fight between two cool guysâ to âunderdog hero getting revenge against the bad guy,â which is not cool if the hero you were rooting for turns into the bad guy.
Verdict: 3/5: Iâm still angry at the ending.
Length: Average (2-5 minutes each) or Very Long (8-12 minutes altogether); viewer controls progress.
Description: Zero sends Mega Man X on random missions that get him entangled with the stars of other videogames. Carnage and comedy inevitably ensue.
Review: The series is a little crude, both in terms of content and editing quality, but thereâs a visible improvement in quality with each installment. Which is more than I can say for my own work. (Itâs hard to improve upon perfection, eh wot?) The first video is fairly weak, the second is worth watching for the ending alone, the third is hilarious, and the fourth is just funny enough to warrant a viewing. If nothing else, I like them more than the somewhat similarÂ Megaman Adventures video series, which I only mention because the fourth video featuresÂ Metal Slug.
Verdict: 4/5: I should really give these videos a collective 3/5, but Iâm still laughing at those second and third videos. See? Now youâre curious.
Description: Play through a condensed version ofÂ Metroid (NES) as Mega Man, and face off against the gameâs hero, Samus Aran, at the end.
Review: The question of whether Mega Man or Samus would win in a fight has long been hotly debated. I say âhotlyâ because I set people on fire if they answer âSamus.â
In stark contrast to EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE INTERNET, Mega Man and Samus are EVENLY MATCHED in this game, and it is your skill alone that decides who will win, not the fact that EVERY FORUM GOER AND FANFICTION WRITER CONVENIENTLY FORGETS THAT MEGA MAN HAS ENERGY TANKS AND MORE WEAPONS THAN SAMUS. THANK YOU.
Verdict: 4/5: Did I mention you can ultimately play asÂ Proto Man? This game and Megaman vs Ghosts&Goblins are linked, so there are some goodies if you play both games.
Mega Man gets dragged into more Flash duels than most other videogame heroes out there; itâs only a matter of time until he crosses paths with your favorite characters, if he hasnât done so already. Personally, I canât wait to seeÂ Mega Man vs. Paperboy and Nintendogs: Rush & Friends. Oh, the possibilities!
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