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[NSFW] Videogames: The Reality
Published: September 25, 2011Posted in: All Content, Comics
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This is officially one of my favorite things ever posted on GameCola. Even on their own, Scribblenauts, TMNT, and especially Mega Man (of course) would have made my day. Well done, sir. Very well done.
I made that Mega Man one and thought “Only Nathaniel Hoover is going to get this one.”
They’re all pretty funny, but the TMNT one made me burst into laughter. These are all so damn true!
Not bad, not bad indeed. But Mega Man 5 isn’t Mega Man 4 — what about Beat?
Also, why is Raphael using all the weapons on the Turtles cover?
In the comic (the original canon) all the turtles wore the same colour headband. True story, one of my friends from College told me because I asked the exact same question.
That is also the cover to one of the comic issues, I’m quite sure.
The Halo reach cover mad me laugh like there was no tomorrow! Because it’s so true.
Figures they chose to use the least interesting turtle, too.
Christian: Well, I got it too, so that makes two people. Wait…
Jeff: Beat is essentially just one more special weapon, and is entirely optional. MM5 offers slight modifications on things that already existed in MM4, and virtually nothing else–whether you’re looking at plot, graphics, or gameplay, it’s the same game, with different bosses. Not that there’s a problem with that, but it’s still true…
I STILL like Mega Man 5 more than Mega Man 4 for some reason…
The Ninja Turtles one is spot-on. I’m not sure if you’re making a joke about the other characters’ relative usefulness in relation to Donatello’s or their relative awesomeness, but either way it works!
It’s in reference to that game is so poorly balanced that donatello might as well be rolling around in a tank while the other 3 fight with hostess fruit pies. Also because donatello is the best.
That article busted me up something fierce… I don’t know what it is about fans of Donatello, but people who like him are usually people with similar personalities. (he’s the best). Maybe it’s because he and Michelangelo were the only ones who would ever actually use their weapons because they couldn’t decapitate or impale the enemies on the children’s program or PG films wiu them. Funny pics!
Side note: you can shoot the dog in the arcade version of duck hunt
I really like the Halo box art.
@Frank I went to Funspot the other day and tested whether you can shoot the dog in the arcade version. I wasn’t able to. Maybe there’s a special way to do it and I did it wrong?
Leonardo was pretty great, but holy fuck why did they ever think Raph or Mike would be useful other than as punching bags so the _good_ ones don’t waste their health during the hard parts?
Ah, I see what you did there.