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From 2007 to 2013

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  1. Christian: Well, I got it too, so that makes two people. Wait…

    Jeff: Beat is essentially just one more special weapon, and is entirely optional. MM5 offers slight modifications on things that already existed in MM4, and virtually nothing else–whether you’re looking at plot, graphics, or gameplay, it’s the same game, with different bosses. Not that there’s a problem with that, but it’s still true…

  2. The Ninja Turtles one is spot-on. I’m not sure if you’re making a joke about the other characters’ relative usefulness in relation to Donatello’s or their relative awesomeness, but either way it works!

  3. That article busted me up something fierce… I don’t know what it is about fans of Donatello, but people who like him are usually people with similar personalities. (he’s the best). Maybe it’s because he and Michelangelo were the only ones who would ever actually use their weapons because they couldn’t decapitate or impale the enemies on the children’s program or PG films wiu them. Funny pics!

    Side note: you can shoot the dog in the arcade version of duck hunt

  4. Leonardo was pretty great, but holy fuck why did they ever think Raph or Mike would be useful other than as punching bags so the _good_ ones don’t waste their health during the hard parts?

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