Sorry about the glut of Ace Attorney news as of late, but I couldn’t just let this one pass through me. Per Destructoid, to promote the Japanese release of Takashi Miike’s Phoenix Wright film, a variety of new merchandise will be for sale at select theaters, including:
An adorable Blue Badger keychain! (Thankfully not based on the Proto Badger.)
Chibi Phoenix Wright stickers!
And, the *ahem* poo de grâce:
Phoenix Wright toilet paper!!!
Look for these items and more in a store near you never.
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“Sorry about the glut of Ace Attorney news as of late”.
Sir, that is something you don’t have to apologize for.
I’m sure there’s SOMEONE out there who doesn’t want to hear about Ace Attorney all the time!
EXCRETION!
(DON’T) HOLD IT!
Too late, looks like I have TAKE SHAT!
NOT SO FAST! You’ll make a mess!
I don’t know what’s worse. The pun, or that I laughed at it.
The worse the pun, the more hilarious it is!