[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast – Part 7: Burning Down the House…Every House

[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast – Part 7: Burning Down the House…Every House

Crystalis Title 7Story Navigation: | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 |

Crystalis 7With a momentary lull in their battle against the sinister sorceress Sabera, Alex “Zebu” Jedraszczak, Christian “Tornel” Porter, Vangie “Asina” Ridgaway, and Mike “Kensu” Ridgaway immediately regret giving her a chance to open her mouth.

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In this entertainingly depressing installment, you’ll hear…

  • Excessive villainous monologuing
  • Random townsfolk who are better heroes than the heroes
  • Asina single-handedly rescuing everyone from injuries and fire, with Kensu providing assistance in the form of making everyone cry
  • My complete inability to describe a room with four exits, rock walls, and a river running through the middle
  • Tornel finding his true calling as a fortune teller

…and much, much more! It will be a miracle if there’s a world left to save by the time they’re through with this quest.

The adventure continues here!

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