Soda Drinker Pro is a Literal GameCola

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soda-drinker-pro-headerGameCola.

Game. Cola.

Game, Cola?!

This is the post that we as a website were born to make. A Game, about drinking Cola. Or, as the developer puts it, a FPS (“first-person soda”). In other words:

Soda Drinker Pro is the premier in software in the first person soda drinking genre. Experience what it’s truly like to drink a soda at the beach, in the park, and even… in SPACE!!!

With Soda Drinker Pro, you don’t need to have a soda in hand to experience a soda in your mind.

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This is just so far beyond “what is this I don’t even.” It looks like early 90s shovelware, sounds like a bootleg cassette tape, and plays like a dream. I can honestly say I’ve never played a more realistic soda-drinking simulator in my life.

There’s a version of Soda Drinker Pro available for free right now (although you can only get it by asking the developer nicely for it), but it also just hit Steam Greenlight—and if it passes, there’s gonna be an all-new version with 100 levels of pure soda-drinking action. You can even make suggestions for new levels here. (Mine included “while riding a roller-coaster,” “in your own coffin, post-mortem” and “while playing Soda Drinker Pro“—to which the developer replied “I really like drinking a soda while playing Soda Drinker Pro too, I’m pretty sure I’ll be putting that in the game!”)

You can greenlight the Greenlight here.

“I really like drinking a soda while playing soda drinker pro too, I’m pretty sure I’ll be putting that i the game!”
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  1. Oh, man! I want to drink soda while playing Soda Maker Pro on the SODA MAKER PRO PLAYING LEVEL. There’s no way this game can be bad.

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