This just came across my GameCola staff desk. What is probably the longest game title in history at 65 words, this game is certainly interesting. The full translated title name is Summertime High School: A Young Man’s Notes—How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life.
Wow, what a mouthful. But what is the game about, you ask? Well, it seems that it…umm, well. Hmm. I definitely don’t recommend finding out. But then, this would be a pitiful news report without the full story. Apparently, this game is basically Pokémon Snap, but instead of taking pictures of Pokémon you erm…take pictures…up girls skirts. Oh boy, yeah…this is actually a game. Well, it comes from a land known in popular culture for its strange sexual delights, and will be exclusive to Japanese gamers on the PS4. While I haven’t played this and never will…I strongly encourage you to skip this title. Maybe this title is better than dating a pigeon though.
[Editor’s Note: This is not a “Fabricated News” article. This is a completely real game. You can check out the official trailer below, and skip to 4:58 to see the protagonist laying on the street to take pictures of panties, followed by escaping police on his bicycle. (Also, if you can imagine, this is the NSFW part of the article.)]