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A review of Wii Virtual
Console titles released in June 2008.
-- By
Myrtle T. Blinkin,
Senior Citizen
June 2nd,
2008
Ninja Combat,
D4 Enterprise, Neo Geo.
"You kids and your ninjas and your pirates. When will you learn that
it's the flappers that will be the kings and queens of the dance
floor!"
June 9th,
2008
Dig Dug, Namco Bandai, NES.
"Big bug! Pig pug! Fig fug! Oh, this game is more fun than pinochle."
Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa,
Konami, NES.
“My body is a bio miracle. I can talk and go to the bathroom at the
same time. Like I just did right there. Ahhhh....”
June 16th,
2008
Samurai Shodown, D4
Enterprise, Neo Geo.
"You kids with your samurais and circus clowns. When will you learn
that it's the bees knees and the cat's pajamas that will be the
winning catchphrases of today's youths!"
June
23rd, 2008
Burning Fight, D4
Enterprise, Neo Geo.
“The burning flight. I'll never get that airplane that flew into the
buildings and caused the holocaust. That was a sad day for pandas
everywhere.”
Alex Kidd in Miracle World,
Sega, Master System.
"I dated Alex Kidd once. I dumped him over a game rock, paper,
scissors and I was very sad and lonely. Then he won me back. Over a
game of rock, paper scissors. Maybe I let him win."
June
30th, 2008
Fatal Fury 2,
D4 Enterprise, Neo Geo.
“We already talked about the squirrels, honey. Squirrels are furry.
I feed them peanuts from a bag I keep in my pocket and sometimes they
throw them back at me and I catch them in my suit pocket.”
--
Myrtle T. Blinkin {07-2008}
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