GameCola - Part 401

Featured Articles

Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Sorcerian (PC)

Don't let the bearded character on the box fool you—this is 100% '80s JRPG.

Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone

A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.

[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't

Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.

Sonic Generations (PC)

This is the ultimate omnibus edition of the Sonic Generations review. Bring some popcorn

[NSFW] The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy (NES)

I am not going to make one egg pun this entire review. Set your expectations now.

Pac-Man Arrangement (PSP)

A Pac-Man Arrangement:There once was a man named Pac-Man,And rehashing old games was his plan.There was no aim for fun,And his games all bar none,Were destined to enter the trash can.But Arrangement i

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Samus Aran is a Transgirl!

There's all sorts of ways for Samus to be trans, and it's really not that outlandish, anyway!

Latest Articles

Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town (GBA)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on August 1, 2004

This game is not just for wannabe farmers, and it's a good break from the traditional monster-destroying RPGs.
Top Gear Dare Devil (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Harris on August 1, 2004

I wouldn't recommend it, unless you're got a prisoner who you want to mentally scar for the rest of his life.
Oddworld: Abe’s Exoddus (PS1)

Reviews by Stuart Gipp on August 1, 2004

This is a rare piece of PSOne magic, and you should check it out as soon as possible.
Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure (SCD)

Reviews by Stuart Gipp on August 1, 2004

Ah, the Atari 2600 classic, Pitfall. Huge in its day, nothing more than a curio now. Will this update follow the same pattern...?
Aladdin (GG)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2004

You won't have COMPLETELY wasted your money.
Carbonated News (August 2004)

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2004

- There's got to be at least one or two of you out there who are gonna pick up that new Xbox game called "Fable", right? Well if you're interested in preordering the game, allow me to let you in on
… of the Month: Figuring Out What I’m Supposed to Write

Columns by Matt Gardner on August 1, 2004

One of the frequently most asked questions I get from my fans is "Hey Matt, how do you come up with all those amazing ideas for ...of the Month??". Well, it's really a complicated process, but it can be broken down into several easy-to-follow steps:
Submissions (August 2004)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on August 1, 2004

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Julie Kozarsky on August 1, 2004

Jule Kozarsky offers advice about keeping videogames in your room, friends who are always better at you, and more.
Dear Readers: Pictorial

Columns by Paul Franzen on July 1, 2004

I'm going to try something a little different here this month. For far too long has "Dear Readers" been confined to a 3-4 paragraph long blur of words about how Sony is annoying me or how I just got back from Disney World. This month, I present to you: a pictorial. See if you can figure out what the heck is going on in it.