Reviews Archive

3February 5, 2010
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)

If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I’d wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why?...

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7February 4, 2010
Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood (PC)

Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood is the Mostly Harmless of this series. By saying this, I...

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1February 4, 2010
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (X360)

Why do I put myself through the pain of games published by D3 Publisher? Sure, Eat Lead: The Return of...

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6February 3, 2010
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (PS2)

Yeah, it’s pretty good. … What are you still doing here? Show’s over, buddy; I’ve got stuff to do. Oh, that’s right; I’ve...

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0February 3, 2010
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (DS)

Hello, my name is Lizo. Even though I’m Paul. No, I know, this is confusing—stick with me here. I, i.e. Lizo,...

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1February 3, 2010
Crackdown (X360)

Crackdown is huge. It’s the game I hold accountable for inventing the “Magic City Man” genre. That’s one thing I...

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1February 2, 2010
Pokémon Trading Card Game (GBC)

What was wrong with me in 2000? Why was I so obsessed with something as crazy and bizarre as Pokémon?...

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2February 2, 2010
Chex Quest 3 (PC)

OK, just a quick note—I have reviewed, and will continue to review, a lot of games that are like Doom....

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4January 29, 2010
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (GCN)

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was supposed to be the greatest game ever. I mean, in the N64 days, the...

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2January 28, 2010
Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)

“Dancing,” they call it. It’s more like smashing your feet really hard on a metal box in time with arrows...

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