Zack Huffman Archive

• 0August 1, 2005

  Oh, the Humanity!: Mortal Kombat

  Mortal Kombat: the movie did more than launch an irritatingly bad theme song that spent the latter half of the...

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• 0August 1, 2005

  Cool World (NES)

  This month, I’ve actually run out of negative adjectives and adjective phrases. Seriously. I’ve got nothing. Being that my review...

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• 0July 1, 2005

  Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life

  I had some difficulty with my review of the first Tomb Raider, mostly because the movie was boring and just...

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• 0June 1, 2005

  Double Dare (NES)

  In the mid-1980’s, Nickelodeon consisted of little more than You Can’t Do That on Television re-runs from Canada and old...

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• 0June 1, 2005

  Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

  A few years ago, video game movies become popular again. Well actually, they didn’t become popular so much as they...

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• 0May 1, 2005

  Oh, the Humanity!: Super Mario Bros.

  About ten years ago, someone got the bright idea to make a movie based on the Super Mario Brothers video...

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• 0May 1, 2005

  Guerrilla War (NES)

  It’s finally May, and you know what that means. No, I’m not talking about the anniversary of my last handjob;...

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• 0May 1, 2005

  Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction (PS2)

  For some reason, we’ve got two reviews for NES this month in GameCola, so to even things out, I decided...

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• 0April 1, 2005

  Oh, the Humanity!: House of the Dead

  House of the Dead is based (barely) on Sega’s successful trilogy of light gun shooter games. In the interest of...

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• 0April 1, 2005

  Lethal Weapon (NES)

  In 1987, Mel Gibson and Danny Glover started in what some have called the “greatest buddy-movie ever.” I am not...

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