EarthBound Archive

• 3November 24, 2011

  A Very EarthBound Thanksgiving

  Exactly what it sounds like. ...

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• 2July 7, 2011

  Impaired Closed Captioning: EarthBound

  It’s been several months since we last checked on the technological progress of Google’s Transcribe Audio, the invaluable YouTube feature...

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• 0October 31, 2010

  Flash Flood: I PLAEYD A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1

  I will tell you this up front: I do not like Halloween. I do, however, need a topic for this...

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• 1October 12, 2010

  Not-So-Great Moments in RPG History

  With the good comes the bad; am I right, folks? This is a follow-up to my previous “Great Moments” article,...

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• 1August 19, 2010

  EarthBound (SNES)

  This game makes me want to make a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy joke, but nothing tangible (sane) comes...

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• 4July 30, 2010

  Great Moments in RPG History

  I fired a rocket at this light tank yesterday and killed the tank and four guys inside–No wait; I’m not...

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• 5June 23, 2010

  EarthBound Playthrough

  EarthBound is a plague. I don’t mean that in the sense that it’s caused worldwide devastation and killed thousands of people (though...

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• 3June 22, 2010

  Yume Nikki (PC)

  Those who decry the graphic whoredom of modern gaming often take refuge in retro classics; their simple yet rich gameplay unhindered by...

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• 39May 18, 2010

  The GameCola Top 50 Videogames Ever Made In The Whole Of Human History (As Far As We’re Concerned): The Conclusion

  The conclusion to our list of the top 50 games ever made. ...

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• 2April 23, 2010

  Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

  Videogames are a horrible influence on today’s youth, because children recklessly try to imitate them. Our hospitals are filled with...

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