Konami Archive

• 0December 13, 2011

  Gradius (NES)

  Do you have what it takes to let this classic space shooter beat the stuffing out of you? ...

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• 0October 12, 2011

  Bear Riding a Tricycle; Faith in Konami is Restored.

  Look! A bear taking an environmentally friendly commute! Great, now that I’ve got you suckered into reading a post about a...

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• 2September 25, 2010

  Rocket Knight (PC)

  This is the most difficult review I will ever write. Don’t get me wrong—I know exactly what I feel about...

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• 2June 16, 2010

  Gamera Obscura: Yume Penguin Monogatari

  There’s this game called “Yume Penguin Monogatari” for the ol’ Famicom. Prepared by the almighty Konami, it never made it...

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• 1March 18, 2010

  Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)

  Now for something completely different: a review of an arcade videogame. You know, the big machines you pump quarters into? This...

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• 2January 28, 2010

  Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)

  “Dancing,” they call it. It’s more like smashing your feet really hard on a metal box in time with arrows...

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• 1December 18, 2009

  Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)

  Games from early in a console’s life often feel a tad like they’re missing something. Have you played Red Steel? Of...

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• 2September 4, 2009

  How Many Times Do They Need to Ruin Ninja Turtles?

  Ubisoft recently announced that they’ll be making a brand-new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles side-scrolling beat ‘em up for the DS. Right now,...

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• 0March 1, 2003

  Carbonated News (March 2003)

  Be the first on your block to own a chunk of Mars! Enix (man, I can’t wait for their merger...

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