Archive for Tag: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Episode 40 – Toot Toot!
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Barin: Wait a second, Streebless; what was that I saw you waving around in the bar?
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… of the Month: Games of the Year Nominations
Columns by Matt Gardner on
OK, I’ve been given some kind of task by Paul. I forget exactly what it was, since I was trying to pleasure myself to some kind of fetish porn or Care Bears or something whilst he was Instant Messaging me about it, but it has something to do with games that should be nominated (put on the ballot) for the yearly GameCola awards.
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.hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
I've wanted to say this for a while now: You do not need to have played the original four .hack games to understand this. You do not need to have seen any of the .hack anime to understand this.
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… of the Month: Mysterious Top 10 List
Columns by Matt Gardner on
10. The number 40: This is the number of things I bring around with me, so I don’t end up having to keep throwing stuff out when I get overburdened.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS.
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
Columns by Matt Gardner on
ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They are the epitome of living the thug lyfe. With that said, this update on VGiST comes, yet again, with more questions than answers. Once again, I suggest people make use of the comments section if they have anything that could be added to this theory.
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D1 Grand Prix (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on
I should probably make it clear right away that I am not a fan of drifting. It seems to me that if there is any fun to be gotten out of this game, it is only going to be found by "hardcore" drift ra
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 1
Columns by Matt Gardner on
I’m sure this isn’t the first time I am mentioning this, but it has again been brought to my attention while playing a certain game (Xenosaga Episode II), and I figured I would try and solidify my thoughts into a solid theory.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 36 – The Gates of Vine
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Forklass: Hey, let’s climb that vine! It goes up really high! It’s GOTTA go somewhere cool.