Archive for Tag: Meteo Xavier
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Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on 
3 I'm not going to lie to you, or wait until the end of the page to get the point across to you: ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS is awesome. It is so awesome that I can't think of a better way to open up my re
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Final Fantasy IV Advance (GBA)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on 2 I could've killed Alex Jedraszczak for getting to this game before I did. There is no one more qualified to analyze Final Fantasy II/IV than me. I know this game better than I know myself, and it kno
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Final Fantasy Legend III (GB)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on About as related to Final Fantasy as Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.
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Bomberman 64 (N64)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Despite all the accolades he's received and influence he's had over his course of time, life's been tough for everyone's favorite terrorist. Bomberman hasn't been in a remarkable game since 9/11, an
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Phantom Fighter (NES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on "If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow." - Chinese proverb "ni" - Chinese pronoun Phantom Fighter is, without question, one of the most unique NES games
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Baten Kaitos Origins (GCN)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Nothing could've prepared me for this. I read up on Baten Kaitos Origins; I read the lackluster reviews and inconsistent comments and opinions, and the only thing I got out of it was half an erection.
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Versus Mode: PS2 vs. PS3, Videogame Crash, the N-Gage, and More
GameCola's newest writers discuss whether it makes sense to still publish games for the PS2, whether we're headed for another videogame crash, the N-Gage, and more.
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Rayman (PS1)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on For years, thanks to an uneven and sporadic history, Rayman has held a steady position as one of videogaming's most bizarre characters. It's not much of an award; it's like Spinal Tap being known as "
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Mega Man 7 (SNES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on 1 Mega Man 7 is what happens when executive heads don't use protection. I'd like to capitalize on that joke somehow, but the only thing I can think of is a picture of some CEO with a condom covering his
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Castlevania: Dracula X (SNES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on 1 I am, without a doubt, the luckiest videogame collector in east Tennessee. If any of you reading (or editing) this have ever been to Sevier County for Dollywood (Dolly Parton's personal theme park, an
