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July 1, 2009 “This is ridiculous,” said Tom. “Sneaking into Hyrule Castle should totally have counted as a dungeon!”
“Apparently it didn’t,” answered Rick....
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June 1, 2009 “All right, I’ll go over this one more time: get out your Deku Stick, run to the lit torch, set...
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May 1, 2009 Tom was depressed. Alli had not simply beaten him at Mario Kart—she had completely annihilated him. At first he tried to...
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April 1, 2009 Beep. Beep. BOOP!
Tom smiled as he hit the gas, feeling the kart stir below him as he accelerated. This time, he...
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March 1, 2009 “Give me back my turkey!” Alli screamed.
“Not before you give me back that woman!” replied Tom.
“I’LL KILL YOU!”
“I’LL KILL YOU...
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February 1, 2009 Horses, Tom had quickly learned, are idiots. From a young age they are apparently tempted to wander into the most...
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January 1, 2009 Barbie Horse Adventures proved to be more challenging than Tom had thought it would be. Granted, he’d never actually played...
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December 1, 2008 If I ever escape from here, I think I’ll become a circus performer, Tom thought as he juggled his Pokéballs....
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November 1, 2008 “Tom, it’s been three weeks. When are you going to beat this game and move on to the next one?”
“When...
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October 1, 2008 Tom sat against a tree, alone in the darkness of a forest. He had no idea where he was this...
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