• [NSFW] The Ten Reasons: Clash at Demonhead

    The NES game, not the rock group from Scott Pilgrim.

  • The Ten Reasons: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a particular game... Wait a god-darned minute! I'm not Michael Gray! Whose responsibility is this article now, anyway?T

  • The Ten Reasons: Space Quest Collection

    Ten reasons why Space Quest is the best thing to ever scar you for life.

  • The Ten Reasons: Mega Man 3

    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a particular game. You know how my contribution to the list of the fify best videogames of all time was really just a li

  • The Ten Reasons: Final Fantasy VI Advance (Part Two)

    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. Today, I'm continuing my discussion on Final Fantasy VI Advance. I was told to play this game because it is the

  • The Ten Reasons: Mega Man 2

    Hello, and welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. This month, I'm talking about Mega Man 2 for the NES, one of the rare sequels that is better than the

  • The Ten Reasons: Decade Edition

    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons: Decade Edition."  In this column, I'm going to discuss the various things that happened in videogames over the past ten years.  There were high points (2003, 2007), low

  • The Ten Reasons: Final Fantasy VI Advance (Part One)

    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. This month, I'm talking about Final Fantasy VI Advance, Part One. I say "Part One" because I've done a video walkthrough for this game, and the game is about a zillion hours long, so I have to divide it upsomehow.

  • The Ten Reasons: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Part 3)

    Welcome to "The Ten Reasons," where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. This month, I'm finishing my discussion of Mario Luigi: Superstar Saga for the GBA. I'd like to thank my Lord

  • The Ten Reasons: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Part 2)

    Welcome to “The Ten Reasons,” where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a game. This month, it's Part Two of my three-part discussion of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga for the GBA. This is probably the best trilogy that's been created since that stupid Lord of the Rings trilogy. Who cares about oddly platonic hobbits throwing rings into volcanoes? Not me, that's who.