• The L/ate List Apocalyptic [NSFW]

    Everyone needs a muse in their life, I’ve come to discover. Really, a "support muse" is more accurate. A support muse is someone who not only inspires you, but supports your personal passion even if they don't really understand what it is that drives this passion so much. Like Olivia Newton John and her sisters in all their neon glory in the movie Xanadu. (If you get that reference you're officially fucking awesome, by the way.)

  • [NSFW] Alan Wake (X360)

    I want you to play this game so badly, all the way from beginning to end. I want to sit next to you while you do it and talk about the experience the whole time. I want to post on every message board

  • The L/ate List Apocalyptic [NSFW]

    I’ve been gone a long time. At least, it feels like a long time. I’ve missed you guys, and I’ve missed writing for this site. GameCola has always been really good to me, even if I haven’t always been really good to it. Missed deadlines, late articles, angry editors…all in a day’s work for the world’s most insensitive writer. But wait, come back! I’ve changed, I swear! Bear with me and I’ll make it worth your while. Let’s just go over a few quick things so you can get to know me better, then we’ll be all done with the hand shaking, bullshitting nonsense and we can move along to talking about the one thing you and I definitely have in common, or else you wouldn’t be here;

  • [NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)

    Would YOU play The Punisher if you were trapped on a desert island?

  • [NSFW] Virtual Boy Wario Land (VB)

    The best game on the Virtual Boy—if you can stand playing that thing.

  • 007: Agent Under Fire (MXB)

    Go play 007: Everything or Nothing because it's actually a good Bond game.

  • [NSFW] Star Fox Adventures (GCN)

    Did Rare really get worse after the Microsoft buyout, or are we letting ourselves miss out on some decent games?

  • [NSFW] The Grass is Always…: The Suffering: Ties That Bind

    Would you rather escape a blood-soaked prison using various weapons to blow away demons, or skip through golden meadows with your companions Fluffy the Bunny and Happy the Unicorn?

  • Urban Chaos: Riot Response (MXB)

    As the game opens, our hero, US Marine Nick Mason, is abroad. He's been getting mail from his policeman dad back in good old New York City telling him about how riotous gangs are taking over the city.

  • New Super Mario Bros. (DS)

    This thing is a sadist. Bear with me. In this game, you have to find special "star" coins. There are three such coins in every level. Satan decided how difficult they would be to reach. You need these