• Scene It? Box Office Smash (X360)

    I wish my couch could fly. I mean, think about it. You're on your couch, chillin' out with your buddies, but suddenly you run out of beer. You can't just sit around and play your movie trivia game sob

  • Mega Man Xtreme (GBA)

    (Editor's note: This article was originally published in the March 2009 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published in a monthly online magazine format.) GameCola Faithful, I am outraged. I am

  • [NSFW] GC Podcast #3: Mid-February Edition

    We talk about...Mega Man! And that's pretty much it.

  • Sonic Unleashed (X360)

    GameCola Faithful, I may have made a horrible mistake. One year ago, when I was a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed lad of 17, I wrote my first article for the ‘Cola, celebrating an obscure Nintendo 64 gam

  • [NSFW] GC Podcast #2: With Apologies to the GameCola Staff

    We make fun of just about everyone who writes for GC.

  • Banjo-Kazooie (X360-XBLA)

    Ten years is such a long period of time. Ten years ago, I was a bright-eyed child who had finally saved enough money to buy a videogame on his own. Not a gift from Mommy or Daddy or Santa. It was some

  • Commentary on the New Xbox Live Experience

    One of the trends you’ll notice if you look at the archives here at ye olde GameCola is that, by the end of the year, there’s only about two or three reviews, before Paul’s water breaks and the Janish flies out of his open legs with 17 reviews in one hand and the unreleased DVD of the complete Journeyman series in the other.

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    My friends, Rock Band 2 has done something horrible to me. It has performed an act so vile, so heart wrenching to me that I question if I'm even considered a human anymore. I don't know how it happene

  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 (GB)

    Wario's come a long way from this first starring role.

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    You know what’s awesome about art? Damn near nothin’. It’s boring and uninteresting, you see. The only thing you can really do is unzip your pants and urinate all over it. I did that once at the local museum, and they threw me out because they said you’re not supposed to do that. What uncultured bastards. … Continue reading "Braid (X360-XBLA)"