Banadvertisements: A Story.

My Girlfriend: Dooo de-do, I think I'll just have some bananas for breakfast. Doooo de-do... Bananas, yum yum, putting them on my plate, gonna eat themmm...

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My Girlfriend: Dooo de-do, I think I’ll just have some bananas for breakfast. Doooo de-do…

My Girlfriend: Bananas, yum yum, putting them on my plate, gonna eat themmm…

My Girlfriend: Bananas sure are great!!

I approach from the shadows.

Me: STEP AWAY FROM THE BANANAS.

My Girlfriend: Why.

My Girlfriend: Why would I do that, when I want to eat the bananas? You are confused, my boyfriend!

Me: LOOK AT THEM!!

bananas

My Girlfriend: …so what. They come with stickers for a videogame. So. Bleeding. What.

Me: These bananas do not just come with stickers for a videogame—they are advertising a videogame! Super Monkey Ball: Step & Roll, for the Wii!

Me: SINCE WHEN DO BANANAS DO THAT.

My Girlfriend: Since who cares?! I want to eat them!! Now!

My Girlfriend: GIVE ME THE BANANAS BACK, BOYFRIEND.

Me: NO WAY, GIRLFRIEND!!

I throw the bananas out the window.

My Girlfriend: This is a sad day indeed. 🙁



(Author’s note: Seriously, you try writing a blog post when all you want to say is “boy, it sure is weird that they’re advertising videogames on bananas!”)

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