Kinect Star Wars is Even Worse Than We Thought

You thought that video of two soul-dead teenagers having the worst day of their lives was bad? Check out this shakycam footage of additional Kinect Star Wars gameplay: specifically, Han Solo and Lando

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hansoloYou thought that video of two soul-dead teenagers having the worst day of their lives was bad? Check out this shakycam footage of additional Kinect Star Wars gameplay: specifically, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian dancing to an auto-tuned pop song called “I’m Han Solo,” with actual lyrics like:

I’m so happy the carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone. I’m putting on my shades to cover up my eyes. I’m jumpin’ in my ride. I’m heading out tonight. I’m solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo, Solo.

On the plus side, this makes “Han shot last” look like pretty reasonable character development by comparison, right?

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  1. I think I saw an interview with one of the creators of this game saying “I want this to be the most realistic Star Wars experience ever.” Apparently he confused Star Wars with Step Up 2.

  2. This video reminds me of the time I watched Robot Chicken in the Twilight Zone with Justin Timberlake or that was just a nightmare but its still bad all the same. What the hell is George Lucas thinking? Is he so hard up for money that he needs to allow this crap to be associated with his franchise?

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