• [NSFW] 8-Bit Commando (PC)

    ...If anything was poorly executed in this game, it’s that. The levels preceding are pretty good and genuinely build up to something that never happens. The level dynamics only really...

  • Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 1: It’s About Time (PC)

    ...game for the Sega Genesis, apparently shortly after Indiana Tannen had opened the Ark of the Covenant. Fortunately, while Game of the Year might be a little much, Telltale Games...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    For those of you around the Baltimore area who enjoy video games, rock, and any combination of the two, 32-BIT GENOCIDE will be going down at the Patterson Creative Alliance...

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    8-bit Christmas Tunes

    Just in time for Christma–nope. Dagnabbit. That one happened already. Just in time for New Yea–seriously? We’re passed that one, too? When’s Hanukkah? Just in time for Valentine’s Day, check...

  • What the Crap?: 8-bit Racism

    ...are, anyone playing this game doesn’t even know what Ghostbusters is. Ship it! The ZUUL building (aka Dana Barret’s apartment) is apparently an ugly garage. Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!! You...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (February 2007)

    ...a gamer, but I think it totally rocks. January 6 Truthfully, I’ve been playing a lot of FFXI over the past two weeks. I’ve just been totally slacking in my...

  • 2064: Read Only Memories (PS4)

    ...finger aimed directly at my house. Fortunately, games like this one restore my faith in Kickstarter as a concept, to the point where I will now probably be funding six...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (July 2006)

    ...and eventually 10th level. That’s good, but it just wasn’t that interesting, and not really that fun. I’m glad I tried the WAR, and I’ll probably keep Gaelan around, but...

  • BREAKING: Dai Gyakuten Saiban Information Overload

    ...but he eventually settled on this. Additionally, Ryuunosuke will be able to walk around the courtroom during the trial, and the closing argument is the essential bit that you’ll use...

  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)

    ...of how I didn’t feel particularly enthusiastic about this game initially, I primarily used this screenshot because Dromarch wearing his night cap is absolutely adorable. When I first picked up...