Search Results for:
-
Dear Readers: Choose Your Own Dear Readers
Columns by Paul Franzen on
This article was originally published in the August 2006 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published as a monthly online magazine. It is best viewed in its original format....
-
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Blog Posts by Michael Gray on
Midterm elections are coming up in November, and already the televisions are being filled with political advertisements. It seems that almost everyone wants to become a congressman, senator, or governor....
-
… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Slightly more developed by still undeveloped theory of the month: Video Game Sequel Theory (VGiST) Phase 2 ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They...
-
0wning the Competition: Excellent News Articles
Columns by Kay Leacock on
Excellent News Articles: Comments from 4 teens. Scientists have confirmed that teenagers live in a different time zone to the rest of us. <Kevin Leacock> It’s about fucking time someone...
-
Get Out of Your Damn House: Burnout and Jaws in Pensacola
Columns by Zack Huffman on
Have you ever been involved in a three-month-long feud with a pro-wrestling champion? And no matter how many chair shots you administer, or tables you put him through, you still...
-
The Vana’diel Diaries (September 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on
Some might say I’m foundering a little, that I’m going back and forth with no real direction. They might not be wrong. I’ve leveled four basic jobs and three advanced....
-
Digital Championship Wrestling: Sephiroth vs. Zidane in a Scaffold Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the brand SPANKIN’ new DCW arena! Dubbed “The James Pond Memorial Colliseum,” our new crib has all of the state-of-the-art amenities—and yes, that does...
-
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on
Tour guide: And coming up on your left, you can see this month’s issue of “testgame.exe: Making the Adventure”! Crowd: Ooooh, aaahhh. Little boy: Oh boy! Mommy, can I go...
-
[NSFW] The Grass is Always…: The Suffering: Ties That Bind
Columns by Travis Combs on
If you had the choice, which of the following would you rather do?: a) Escape from a blood-soaked prison using various weapons to blow away demons spawned seemingly directly from...
-
Stowaway Lizo’s Super Toes Feature Presentation
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on
WELCOME, adoring fans, to the first (and only) (and GREATEST) issue of Stowaway Lizo’s SUPER TOES!! This month finds Captain Eric with a bit more on his plate than he...