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Dear Readers: Choose Your Own Dear Readers
Columns by Paul Franzen on This article was originally published in the August 2006 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published as a monthly online magazine. It is best viewed in its original format....
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Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Blog Posts by Michael Gray on 
4 Midterm elections are coming up in November, and already the televisions are being filled with political advertisements. It seems that almost everyone wants to become a congressman, senator, or governor....
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
Columns by Matt Gardner on Slightly more developed by still undeveloped theory of the month: Video Game Sequel Theory (VGiST) Phase 2 ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They...
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0wning the Competition: Excellent News Articles
Columns by Kay Leacock on Excellent News Articles: Comments from 4 teens. Scientists have confirmed that teenagers live in a different time zone to the rest of us. <Kevin Leacock> It’s about fucking time someone...
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Get Out of Your Damn House: Burnout and Jaws in Pensacola
Columns by Zack Huffman on Have you ever been involved in a three-month-long feud with a pro-wrestling champion? And no matter how many chair shots you administer, or tables you put him through, you still...
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The Vana’diel Diaries (September 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on Some might say I’m foundering a little, that I’m going back and forth with no real direction. They might not be wrong. I’ve leveled four basic jobs and three advanced....
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sephiroth vs. Zidane in a Scaffold Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the brand SPANKIN’ new DCW arena! Dubbed “The James Pond Memorial Colliseum,” our new crib has all of the state-of-the-art amenities—and yes, that does...
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on Tour guide: And coming up on your left, you can see this month’s issue of “testgame.exe: Making the Adventure”! Crowd: Ooooh, aaahhh. Little boy: Oh boy! Mommy, can I go...
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[NSFW] The Grass is Always…: The Suffering: Ties That Bind
Columns by Travis Combs on If you had the choice, which of the following would you rather do?: a) Escape from a blood-soaked prison using various weapons to blow away demons spawned seemingly directly from...
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Stowaway Lizo’s Super Toes Feature Presentation
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on WELCOME, adoring fans, to the first (and only) (and GREATEST) issue of Stowaway Lizo’s SUPER TOES!! This month finds Captain Eric with a bit more on his plate than he...