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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on
On the date of August 24th, 2005, I was caught with my pants down in front of a cop car that had been set on fire, while holding a book...
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 37 – Gate of Seabears
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Choose your own adventure in this RPG-esque adventure that lets you—the reader—vote on its outcome. Chapter Thirty-Seven Gate of Seabears Observer: Jonathan turns around and comes face to face with...
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Great Moments in RPG History
Blog Posts by Mark Freedman on
Great Moments in RPG History I fired a rocket at this light tank yesterday and killed the tank and four guys inside– No wait; I’m not here to talk about...
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on
Here we go again with another wildly entertaining installment of the thumbs that are SUPER. So what treats has this month given us, you ask? Well, it’s been a slow...
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The Vana’diel Diaries (November 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on
Well, I haven’t gotten to Brenner. I haven’t yet made Beseiged. I’m only slowly progressing in the 30s and leveling my subjob is still worse than pulling teeth. I have,...
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Fabricated News: Justin Bieber Hits the Gaming Scene
News Posts by Michael Gray on
Leave it to Bieber, everyone! Internet singing sensation Justin Bieber is coming out with My Gaming World, a videogame experience designed to cure your Bieber Fever. Justin promises that this...
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Gamera Obscura: Tetsuwan Atom (Famicom)
Columns by Jeff Day on
Over 8 million people purchased Halo 3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas sold a whopping 12 million. And Nintendo can’t defecate out Pokémon and “Wii Insert Random Thing To Do...
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Fabricated News: Dumb Advertising
News Posts by Michael Gray on
I may not live in New Hampshire, the birthplace of videogames, but every now and then, some videogame news hits us here in California. Recently, the city of San Francisco...
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… of the Month: Human-Os
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Tasty Snack of the Month Human-Os I wonder to myself, as I play Digital Devil Saga and devour my enemies, does anyone ever go out and eat someone because they...
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0wning the Competition: 0wning Your Parents
Columns by Kay Leacock on
Today, I bring to you a special edition of 0wning the Competition. Instead of 0wning the Competition, today we’ll be 0wning your Parents. We’re going to do this by convincing...