• Featured Game Soundtrack: Undertale

    ...of reminiscent of Ace Attorney, isn’t it? There’s more than a few musical references like that in the soundtrack, and an even wider variety just in general. Whether you’re looking...

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    Girl Gamer Rant

    ...much less attractive sex, and offers me and my kind absurd trash along the lines of “Bratz” and “Britney’s Dance Beat” that would barely entertain a cocker spaniel on acid....

  • Fabricated News: Overpromotion

    ...the teen demographic by mentioning Justin Bieber,” to “for the love of videogames, stop writing about Phoenix Wright all the time.” Then the Chief returns to his wigwam and does...

  • Secret of Mana RPGCast – Part 8: Improvised Ranged Weaponry

    Story Navigation: First Episode | Previous Episode (7) | Next Episode (9) Now that they can return to their village, the Moogles are having a super fun dance party! Will...

  • Lovely Lisa (DS)

    ...just turned out to be an exercise in not killing yourself, a completely loath-able experience worth neither your time nor mine. However, for adults with no time for their daughters,...

  • Doom RPG (Mobile)

    ...“being lectured” stands for “being shouted at,” I’d have probably better spent these last few months teaching my dog how to dance. Because the lectures on C programming were brain-numbingly...

  • Carbonated News: January 13th, 2010

    ...can’t dance if you want to.” You know, write whatever you want. I don’t care; my contract is up. Just to help you get started, though, here are the three...

  • E3 Day Three: Sony’s Big Press Conference

    ...NBA 2K11, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, Resident Evil 5 Gold Collection, Time Crisis: Raging Storm, Lord of the Rings: Aragorn’s Quest, and Sing Song Dance. That last one sounds...

  • Amagon (NES)

    ...of shadows. Taking it into my hand, I pressed the “Start”…. The hour that proceeded from that moment was a dance with insanity. What meaning was intended by this “Amagon”?...

  • Carbonated News (September 2002)

    ...shout expletives into microphones with electronically produced beats being played in the background, some of which include Jay Z, DMX, and Ludacris. First Britney’s Dance Beat, now DefJam Wrestling —...