• DuckTales: Scrooge’s Loot (iOS)

    ...number of games in a row, but it still took an overly long time to get enough money to purchase anything. Eventually, I just stopped playing the game completely, only...

  • That’s So Cliché: Blizzard Edition

    ...I only put vinegar in my coffee, not my pseudo-flesh wounds! The weird thing is that sometimes the snow is just arbitrary: you step just a little bit to the...

  • [NSFW] Creature Shock (SAT)

    ...looks exactly what would happen if Rocksteady from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Greedo had a baby. As it flails around it eventually shows you its weak spot (usually...

  • Dokapon Kingdom (Wii)

    ...you’re expecting some cutting-edge visuals and breath-taking cutscenes…you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Besides, you’ll be paying attention to every player’s moves and strategies, so you most likely won’t concern...

  • Firestriker (SNES)

    ...in the castle of the WIND element. This is one of four elemental castles that inhabit this vast world. You learn from the king that the world is being attacked...

  • [NSFW] Final Fantasy RPGcast – Part 3: The Lost Chapter

    ...ornate stonework of the walls is occasionally marked by signs of possibly ancient battles (blast marks and bloodstains, specifically)—but it still looks better than anybody’s house back in Melmond. Stepping...

  • Bomberman Hero (N64)

    ...of games like Super Mario 64. Adding all of that focus came at a relatively big price: not including a multiplayer mode entirely. “What do you mean there’s no multiplayer?!”...

  • Dark Parables: The Final Cinderella (PC)

    ...Oddly enough, though, this is the same point at which the storyline really picks up. So I’m not sure how to accurately describe the final third of the game. It’s...

  • BREAKING: So Much News!

    ...than ever. Apparently, he’s working on a “new, completely different” Ace Attorney game. I’m not exactly sure what this means (and neither is anyone else), but it sounds amazing and...

  • Dragon Warrior II (NES)

    ...balanced very well with the level progression, as early levels only give minor upgrades. Your stats are kept relatively flat, so as you progress through your quests, you only gradually...