• Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

    ...games, all at once. This calls for a celebration: Thank you for reading. Please buy my game when it comes out. * Thankfully, we already have a cure for that....

  • Christmas: UNLEASHED

    ...Christmastime, when Matt and Paul receive more video game-related gifts than most people receive gifts total. If you think we’re exaggerating, read on. Matt Gardner’s Christmas: UNLEASHED! World of Warcraft...

  • [NSFW] Conan (X360)

    ...his memories re-written. I wish the writers would get washed up on a beach but keep their memories, so that they may sulk until they starve to death or die...

  • Mirrors: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

    Former GameCola Editor in Chief Paul Franzen already did a review of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney proper soon after its American release in 2005, so this is decidedly not a...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    So it’s a new month, and a new THUMBS! This month I will be going back, waay back, into my memories of the before-time, back when I actually rented games,...

  • Carbonated News (June 2004)

    – Have Matt, Eric, and I been the only people who both read GameCola and have played Champions of Norrath: Realms of Everquest? I ask because there’s a sequel of...

  • [NSFW] … of the Month: Samurai 4’s “Surprise”

    stripped down to his samurai undies and lead into what can only be described as “that rape room from Pulp Fiction, only slightly classier but with 10x as many gimps...

  • Math Sniper 3D (X360-XBLI)

    ...Once again, I may be using hyperbole just a little bit here. It was twelve years ago, and all I have are my twisted childhood memories to tell the story....

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...top it all off, the only reason I reviewed this game is because I was BORED. Wow. All the dominoes are lining up for a truly half-assed review. It’s like...

  • Replay Value

    ...for more. Then there are games with multiple or even secret endings. Games like 2064: Read Only Memories, Long Live the Queen, and Shardlight give you dialogue or path options...