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  • FIFA Soccer 06 (PS2)

    Reviews Reviews by Steve Hamner on

    In the good old U.S. of A., a soccer videogame is about as popular as a quality penguin documentary. For the most part, your everyday American surfs to the next...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (July 2006)

    Columns Columns by Steve Hamner on

    After nearly three months, I have a new perspective on the players of MMORPGs: They’re not all obsessed assclowns bent on leveling up their character so they can be badass...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Columns Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on

    Hello everyone, and welcome to the newest installment of testgame.exe: Making the Adventure! Before we get too far into the article, though, there’s something important that needs to be taken...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    On the date of August 24th, 2005, I was caught with my pants down in front of a cop car that had been set on fire, while holding a book...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 33 – Fusion

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    Chapter Thirty-Three Fusion Rivers: I’ll use my unstoppable fusion powers to solve this mess! Evil Narrator: Not so fast, fool! I’ll just- Narrator Two: Rivers throws out four fusion balls,...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Tim Garth

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    GameCola fans and writers describe their favorite (and sometimes least favorite) games of all time. Tim Garth’s Top 10 Favorite Games 10. Faxanadu (NES): FINE! Fine. Dammit. I KNOW someone...

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #16

    Comics Comics by Terrence Atkins on

    Drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola. bananas are annoying how to make strawberry donut filling what movies are adaptations that can be compared to frankenstein roommate “never leaves...

  • Metroid Prime Hunters (DS)

    Reviews Reviews by Steve Hamner on

    Samus Aran, in all her ball-morphing glory, is back in another FPS with Nintendo’s latest outing in the Metroid series, Metroid Prime Hunters. Thank God it ain’t pinball. When the...

  • Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)

    Reviews Reviews by Paul Franzen on

    Above all else, the Dragon Quest series is famous for one thing: games that aren’t worth actually completing. You know where the storyline’s headed, and it’s not worth leveling up...

  • The King of Kings (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Zack Huffman on

    King of Kings is another Nintendo game that is based on the silly false religion that every one of my neighbors seem to be so gung-ho about. King of Kings...