• Romance of the Three Kingdoms VII (PS2)

    ...an entire army single-handedly. It’s some great, mindless fun that pretty much anybody can hop into and enjoy while at the same time making even a series novice feel like...

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...to it is not?” I guess it’s an issue of balance, so let’s just say this game has an inner ear infection. The basic front-and-center is that Suikoden III is...

  • Mega Man II (GB)

    ...game’s predecessor, Dr. Wily’s Revenge, the basic idea behind the Mega Man Game Boy games is to take two of the NES installments and smash ’em together like LEGO sculptures,...

  • The Simpsons: Bart vs. The Space Mutants (NES)

    ...death. Why? I’m hoping I’ll be able to answer that question soon. Let’s start with the basic gameplay. Put simply, Bart vs. The Space Mutants is a platformer, nothing more....

  • Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows (MXB)

    ...there’s not a single worthwhile reason to revisit the game. For all the effort put forth to rework and refine the Gauntlet formula, there just isn’t enough here to suggest...

  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)

    ...whole community is basically run by Nopon, it naturally features the Nopon architectural style of red and brown wood with metallic trim. It’s an entirely artificial and practical construct, so...

  • Snark Busters: High Society (PC)

    ...find an entire book, as opposed to finding two covers and a page, and then combining them to form a book. This ends up freeing a lot of inventory space....

  • Swordquest: FireWorld

    ...titles ever for the Atari 2600. Swordquest was to encompass four separate games, each representing one of the four basic physical elements—earth, fire, water, and air. Following each game’s U.S....

  • Seven Bullets (Browser)

    Seven Bullets is a Choose Your Own Adventure book of the modern age. Caught somewhere between one of those Goosebumps adventure-choosing books and older digital adventure games like early Space...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Candy Corn Games

    ...(and please note that I’m paraphrasing here), “basically tastes like shit. But the thing is, you only have to eat it once a year, so you always end up forgetting...