• [NSFW] Oniken (PC)

    ...we improved on that example for a reason. So many of my deaths in this game were cheap. Enemies knock you back a fair bit any time you get hit,...

  • [NSFW] The Ten Reasons: Clash at Demonhead

    ...only to get hit by a cheap shot at the top and fall down TWO screens to the bottom again. Died here too. Fuck the ladders in this game. Falling...

  • The Battle of Olympus (NES)

    ...game also throwing many cheap enemies your way (“cheap enemies” referring to those whose attacks are quite difficult to avoid and take away plenty of your precious health), the trek...

  • [NSFW] Duke Nukem 64 (N64)

    ...was able to track down a relatively cheap copy to get my start and now I see what all the fuss was about—both ways. For those like me who missed...

  • Crackdown (X360)

    ...game came out, it’s very cheap. It was packaged with a Halo 3 beta invitation, so naturally, everybody who wanted Halo 3 bought Crackdown. But that means Crackdown has been...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...this game. But when you put this game down, you’re not likely going to pick it back up again. As Activision continues to produce cheap knock-offs of their own franchises,...

  • Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)

    “Get an iPod Touch,” I was told. “The games are inexpensive, and there is something for everyone.” Well pardon me, disembodied voice. Not all of the decent games are cheap,...

  • Chains (PC)

    ...a finite existence, and fail to mature naturally as a human being; and they’re unpretentious. Cheap graphics with smooth animation? Yep. Cheap and catchy music? Awesome. Much more playable than...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Meteo Xavier

    ...your hands, whether you’re in a car going cross-country to Mallard, Iowa because your dad is a cheap bastard who can’t take a plane because turning on a Game Boy...

  • 0wning the Competition: Wii Blaster

    ...On the other hand, I suppose I can understand why it was designed like this. This design holds one thing over most other accessories for most other consoles: It’s cheap....