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Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle
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...ASS. Paul: NONE. Paul: NO ASS AT ALL. Paul: GOD. Eric: Oh wow, look at that! Eric: ONE. Eric: TWO. Eric: THREE! Eric: IT’S ALL DONE, FOLKS Paul: What?? When...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Red Warrior vs. Blue Valkyrie vs. Green Elf vs. Yellow Wizard
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...shmutsey a boostie! Paul: Wait, FLAMES?? Paul: The Yellow Wizard is running around the ring in terror, trying to put HIS BLAZING AFIRE ARM OUT! Paul: And he’s…YES, Eric! I...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Birdo vs. The Mayor of SimCity
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...His will must already be in shambles! Paul: You know what’ll happen? Paul: SAY IT WITH ME. Paul: HE WILL BE COUNTED OUT. Eric: NO! No damn countouts. Paul: One!...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: “Who Can Stop Me?” Challenge: Mr. Domino vs. Chibi-Robo
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...cover! Eric: Pretty sure dominos are always flattened. Paul: Shut up, Eric. Paul: One! Paul: Two! Paul: NO! Kick-out at two. Paul: Domino picks Chibi-Robo up and slams him back...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Billy vs. Jimmy
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Paul: Hello gamefans around the world, and welcome to this month’s edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! My name’s Paul Franzen, and with me, always and forever, is Eric “d00d quit...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil
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Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it’s Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I’m Paul Franzen, alongside Eric “Sniffles” Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain’t that...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match
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...over. Eric: Wait. Eric: Who OFFICALLY wins. Paul: Nobody knows. Eric: Just perfect. Paul: Well, that’s it for DCW this month! Eric: Goddamn Dusty finishes. Paul: Check us out again...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Wario vs. Shadow
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...only seconds away from the apocalypse, we see what happens…. Eric: Stop your day dreaming Paul! WARIO’S HAND IS UP! The match is still on. Paul: Oh, right. Paul: Wario...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Karnov in a Ladder Match
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...good NOT to focus on! Isn’t that right Paul? Paul: It sure is Eric, and it sure WAS the first level—you hadn’t even reached the halfway marker yet, dude. Paul:...