First, you’re a punk. But besides that, kudos to the revamped site. I like the colors, the scroller, and the staff section. Speaking of which, since Jenna is the self-proclaimed Mortal Combat slut and it’s her job as Chief Justice to answer questions: Who is better in bed, Sub-Zero or Scorpion?
Allow me to introduce Chief Justice Jenna Ogilvie to address your concerns, citizen D-Rod:
“First of all, I’d like to publicly mock, ridicule, and condemn you for your use of the C in Combat. Clearly, Mortal Kombat is always spelled with a K, as is every other important word that begins with a K within the game, hence the Krypt, Kurrency, etc. ::sigh:: the mistakes of mere Mortal Kombat mortals. However, your small slipup shall be forgotten, as you have asked a VERY worthy question. Clearly, Sub-Zero is better in bed than Scorpion. Even though I do possess a shirt with Scorpion emblazoned on the front, I will have to go with my all-time-favorite character and proclaim to the world that Sub-Zero has the ways to make a woman very, very happy. You want any more details? Get a porno mag. And keep thinking like you do, I enjoy it thoroughly.”
It was cruel of you to let us think there was a new Ghostbusters game coming.
– Unhappy Reader
Just got your latest e-mail but I can’t access the latest issue of GameCola. I don’t know if you mentioned anything about it in the last issue (bad memory), but I keep getting a username and password box whenever I go to the site.
– Jeremy Stock
Oopsie. Yeah, for a brief time (I think maybe just one morning.. could be wrong), you needed to login to the site in order to read GameCola. A mere technical foul-up on the part of the Editor-in-Chief. If anyone else got this message, rest assured that your favorite online gaming magazine is still open to the public! I hope this hasn’t caused too many sleepless nights for all our fans out there.
Who in the blue hell is Kevin Leacock, Feature Editor?
And can I subscribe without a Yahoo e-mail address?
– Rick Franzen
Keep up the good work! The magazine is really coming along nicely! Hey, is the Feature Editor Kevin really some crazy old guy? 🙂
– John Swiderski, Mean Hamster Software
– Firstly, yes, you can subscribe to anyy to GameCola with any ol’ e-mail addy. So if you’re reading this now, and you don’t have a subscription.. what’s taking you so long? GO GET ONE ALREADY IT’S FREE!!! Just click the thingie on the top bar that says “Join Now!” and you’re ready, Freddie!
Secondly, Kevin Leacock, Feature Editor, is the author of our nifty monthly column “Versus Mode”, in which he compares two or more similar games and determines which is the better. Since his lazy bum took so long to provide a picture for us to use, we had to make do with what we could find. I wish he were a crazy old man, though… are there any out there who want to work for GameCola?
– Stephen Leacock
This is a paper-mache Luigi mask I made in like.. 6th or 7th grade art class. Man, did I give up a fruitful career in sculpture or what?
– Paul Franzen