A perfect analogy for an imperfect franchise.
Spooky Chocolate: The Videogame
Blu tells you why you should go support this game on Kickstarter. Right now. Do it. Or no Cherry Jelly-Dogs for you to pet.
HAHAHA IT IS ME YOU FOOLS
It's the Pokémon number! So we talked about Pokémon!
A delusion I had about Peggle 2 resulted in an infinitely more fun DIY way to play, and now you too can try it out at home! I know you haven't said "thank you", but you're welcome anyway.
GMS is going the way of Microsoft Office.
New places and new people...
Some videogames to remember from a year we'd like to forget.
2020 was a bad year overall, but how was it in terms of videogames?
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Games That Secretly Suck: Scribblenauts
You could smear peanut butter in your DS and it would do less harm.
"There were times when I found myself actually getting into PISS." - Nikola Suprak
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
The Ace Attorney Series Has Been Cancelled.
All three of the newest Phoenix Wright games will not be released outside of Japan.
Games That Secretly Suck: PaRappa the Rapper
PaRappa the Rapper is a beloved classic of the PlayStation era—but it secretly just sucks.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
[NSFW] Conan (X360)
I bought Conan a few months ago and I have been loving it. But maybe I shouldn't be. Me, Conan. You, Disappointed. Though developed for current-generation consoles, Conan looks like a late PlayStation
The 2014 GameCola Videogame Awards (Part 2)
The most important event of the year—and, it's only January!