Finally, I can live my dream of Playing Basketball.
Play safely with your goats, kids...
What else would you listen to on October 1?
Will Tootie S. be able to master her Psykic powers in time to save ZA WARUDO???
Since when does Knuckles have a Cool Hat?!?
You mean the SNES is almost 30 and STILL doesn't have its license?
Anna tries to tackle at least a little bit of the EarthBound soundtrack.
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
A classic of PC gaming, if you can get past the MIDIs and live-action FMVs.
Oh, the Humanity!: The Miles Edgeworth Files
Welcome to "Oh, the Humanity!", the column that reviews various videogame-based spin-offs. Nobody's heard from this column for a while, because the old columnist, Zack Huffman, had to quit for the sake of his sanity. In fact, I'm told that he still weeps uncontrollably at the thought of videogame movies. Unfortunately, this means that the task of warning everyone about videogame-based horrors has fallen to me.
Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)
I'm grumpy, you know why?
Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)
The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.
Flash Flood: Addicting Flash Games
The average person on the street probably isn't too familiar with Flash games...but maybe they should be.