A perfect analogy for an imperfect franchise.
Spooky Chocolate: The Videogame
Blu tells you why you should go support this game on Kickstarter. Right now. Do it. Or no Cherry Jelly-Dogs for you to pet.
HAHAHA IT IS ME YOU FOOLS
It's the Pokémon number! So we talked about Pokémon!
A delusion I had about Peggle 2 resulted in an infinitely more fun DIY way to play, and now you too can try it out at home! I know you haven't said "thank you", but you're welcome anyway.
GMS is going the way of Microsoft Office.
New places and new people...
Some videogames to remember from a year we'd like to forget.
2020 was a bad year overall, but how was it in terms of videogames?
The Ace Attorney Series Has Been Cancelled.
All three of the newest Phoenix Wright games will not be released outside of Japan.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Card Sweethearts (PC)
I don't know anything about romance-sim dating. There it is ladies and gentlemen. That's my return to videogame journalism after a year of being out of the game, and to top it all off, the only reason
The Real Love Story Was the PSP Game I Found Before It Began
Superfan-turned-contributor Patrick J. Humphrey begins his GameCola career with a love letter to Sony's handheld consoles.
Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)
The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.
Flash Flood: Addicting Flash Games
The average person on the street probably isn't too familiar with Flash games...but maybe they should be.