Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.

Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.

I give the new update three Twilights out of ten. Which, thanks to the new bugs in the game, you can actually see while playing.

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Some girls like Halo and Final Fantasy, but others want to play girlier games. Some want to live out their horse riding fantasies. Some want to plan weddings. Some want to break out the make up and make farm animals look like Eastern Bloc prostitutes. Some girls a pretty damn weird.

No one should really go out of their way to play this game unless they are a diehard Hello Kitty fan.

You could smear peanut butter in your DS and it would do less harm.

Ponies with beards for the win!

A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.