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[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Games That Secretly Suck: PaRappa the Rapper
PaRappa the Rapper is a beloved classic of the PlayStation era—but it secretly just sucks.
GC Podcast #148: The Death of Mario
Gather in remembrance...
Hacks'n'Slash #3: Phoenix Wright Gone Wrong
Hacks'n'Slash, GameCola's bad fanfiction podcast, returns with a selection of Phoenix Wright fanfiction! For the first time ever, I believe we have actual slash in Hacks'n'Slash. We also have some guy
[NSFW] Family Dog (SNES)
One of the most wretched, nauseating games I've ever played.
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (Wii-VC)
Finally, a game where you can peck Dracula to death with birds.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
[NSFW] Hatoful Boyfriend (PC)
This game isn't as big of a joke as Anna thought...and now she's plagued with emotion.

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