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Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Games That Secretly Suck: Scribblenauts
You could smear peanut butter in your DS and it would do less harm.
Attack of the Clones: Sonic the Hedgehog (Part 1)
It's no secret that the success of the Sonic formula opened the floodgates to a host of imitators, with mascot-based platformers almost threatening to drown console owners in the nineties. Many of th
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (Wii-VC)
Finally, a game where you can peck Dracula to death with birds.
Dora the Explorer: Swiper's Big Adventure (PC)
¡Hola! Me llamo Matt. See how much I've learned in such a short time? Educational games are the best. You should know by now that I'm pretty odd. I play games directed towards kids just as much as I
Attack of the Clones: Sonic the Hedgehog (Part 2)
Following last month's look at some of the more mediocre Sonic clones, let's take a look at the better ones. While the Sonic-esque elements are getting a little thinner on the ground, these games
Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)
I'm grumpy, you know why?
What the Crap?: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Hey, paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! edition of "What the Crap?". Chances are if you were alive in '89, you were watching this show. Super Mario Bros. 1 and 2 (aka Super Mario USA) h

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  • Baseball (GB)

    I got through an entire game without wanting to swallow a cyanide pill, so it couldn't have been that bad.

  • MTV Remote Control (NES)

    If I were selected to be a contestant on a game show, and the consequences for losing were death, then I'd find a safer game show.

  • Carbonated News (June 2002)

    - Starting Sept. 14, Kirby (whom you all know from such games as Kirby's Adventure, Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby's Star Stackers, and various other games whose title is preceded by the name "Kirby") will

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    … of the Month: Dragon-Warrior.com

    Although it doesn't contain walkthroughs, cheats, or other elements usually associated with websites based on video games, Dragon-Warrior.com is one of the best, if not the best, Dragon Warrior site out there. Within the confines of this excellent website you will find comics based on Dragon Warrior (Dragon Warrior 101 being the main comic of several, and quite funny), a store where you'll find links to pretty much all dragon warrior related merchandise (games, music, t-shirts, etc), AIM bots, images, fan-made games, message boards, and more! What more could you possibly want? What's that you say? You want to see a mage get stripped naked by a slime? Well, it's your lucky day because Dragon-Warrior.com has that, too! So hurry your dragon hungry self over to Dragon-Warrior.com before it's too late! Too late for what? I guess you'll just have to go there and find out for yourself.

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    The Top 5 Games of 1994

    It seems only appropriate, in keeping with our 1994-inspired issue of GameCola (see: NHL Hockey '94) that we write a little about this less-than-stellar year in gaming. In a year which saw not only th

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    Philly Classic 3 Report

    Try to imagine your own personal euphoria. To some, it may be a scenic countryside, with bunnies, deer, butterflies, and all sorts of other delectably cute creatures prancing about. For others, it c

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    Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Matt Gardner

    Matt Gardner's top 10 favorite videogames.

  • NHL ’94 (SNES)

    Summer 1994: My brothers and I go to Pinelands Video (since gone out of business) in order to find a Super Nintendo game to amuse ourselves with; NHL '94 is the selection. It is rented several times t

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    Introduction

    Have you ever sat around and just thought to yourself, "Paul, what do you want to do with your life? Do you want to waste it all away playing Nintendo, or do you want to make something of yourself?" S