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Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Atari's Naughty Side
13 games that showcase just how titillating the 2600 can be.
[NSFW] Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animated Series: In Review, Part I: Diary of a Madman
Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animated Series isn't as irredeemable as it's made out to be. It's much, much worse. Ep 1x1: Television Dominance.
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PaRappa the Rapper is a beloved classic of the PlayStation era—but it secretly just sucks.
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Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
TripleA (PC)
Despite the name, this game has nothing to do with roadside assistance.
Dead or Alive: Dimensions (3DS)
So, Ocarina of Time 3D, hey guys? Nope, I know you'd much rather hear about the new Dead or Alive game. You know the one: the game that's bombing in the charts right now because you're not buying it.
Pac-Man Arrangement (PSP)
A Pac-Man Arrangement:There once was a man named Pac-Man,And rehashing old games was his plan.There was no aim for fun,And his games all bar none,Were destined to enter the trash can.But Arrangement i

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