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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)
Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...
[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)
So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.
[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)
The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...
[NSFW] The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy (NES)
I am not going to make one egg pun this entire review. Set your expectations now.
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Win a free custom t-shirt, courtesy of Dress United and GameCola.
[NSFW] Family Dog (SNES)
One of the most wretched, nauseating games I've ever played.
[NSFW] Shall we date?: Destiny Ninja (iOS)
A great game for people who only have two minutes to play each day.
[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)
A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...
[NSFW] 999 With the Pony Pros - Part 1: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors, Nine Videos
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING THE SHIP IS SINKING YOU MORONS.

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