First, just a little nugget of background information on this piece. This was originally submitted to my Honors United States History II teacher Mr. Bacon, as an extra credit report we students had
While it holds its own in the genre, it is definitely directed towards Mega Man fans. If that's you, go check this game out.
The only people this is not recommended to are those who just do not have the time to get involved with a time-consuming game.
- It seems as though a Sims game is headed towards the realm of Playstation 2. It will, more or less, be a port of the PC game of much fame, with somewhat revamped graphics to make use of the PS2's
Background: A long long time ago, on an ancient, destroyed, website, there lived a happy little smiley face by the name of "Mr. Face." Now Mr. Face was a kind enough soul, never bothering anyone, and pretty much minding his own business. He lived a pretty uneventful life until one dreadful day when some bastard game players like you decided to shoot him... in the face! Assholes. Anyway, one shot to the head was not enough for the psychos, they shot over and over and over until the poor yellow smiley couldn't take it anymore and exploded... That was the last we saw of the lovable face for years to come.
I say Toad deserves his own game. Who's with me?!
I got through an entire game without wanting to swallow a cyanide pill, so it couldn't have been that bad.
If I were selected to be a contestant on a game show, and the consequences for losing were death, then I'd find a safer game show.
- Starting Sept. 14, Kirby (whom you all know from such games as Kirby's Adventure, Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby's Star Stackers, and various other games whose title is preceded by the name "Kirby") will
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In early 2010, Google introduced a Transcribe Audio feature to YouTube that translated all speech in a video into useful captions mangled the heck out of my Mega Man videos, telling my viewers that "w
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