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Danganronpa - Part 11: Taka Loves Mondo (and Vice Versa)
Part 11 of our Danganronpa playthrough is up now! Check it out!
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Secret of Mana RPGCast - Part 14: Welcome to the Resistance!
The Resistance is the good guys, right?
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (iOS) - Addendum
I give the new update three Twilights out of ten. Which, thanks to the new bugs in the game, you can actually see while playing.
[NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)
The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of comin
[NSFW] Family Dog (SNES)
One of the most wretched, nauseating games I've ever played.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Samus Aran is a Transgirl!
There's all sorts of ways for Samus to be trans, and it's really not that outlandish, anyway!
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.

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