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Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
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Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
Diana Goes to E3
Diana finally sums up her E3 experience!
Alicia Online (PC)
What do you get when you cross horse racing with a Korean MMO? An obscure, yet SURPRISINGLY GOOD, game!
Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party 3 (Wii)
Some like it hot; others like it hottest. I like it when dancing games improve instead of being shoveled out to meet demands. I'm always skeptical when waiting for the latest DDR game, but also ready
Games That Secretly Suck: PaRappa the Rapper
PaRappa the Rapper is a beloved classic of the PlayStation era—but it secretly just sucks.
Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)
I'm grumpy, you know why?

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