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GameCola DebateCast #2: Zero Time Dilemma
Alternative title: "The Transporter Sucks"
Be Careful What You Search For #97
Will Princess Peach help? Will the peach garden take the oath?
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Bros. 2
In early 2010, Google introduced a Transcribe Audio feature to YouTube that translated all speech in a video into useful captions mangled the heck out of my Mega Man videos, telling my viewers that "w
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Matches and Matrimony: A Pride and Prejudice Tale (PC)
Matches and Matrimony: A Pride and Prejudice Tale is a hard game to describe. To put it in one sentence, it's a dating sim, based off of Jane Austen novels. And it is basically the greatest game ever.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision
This month in Dear Readers, I'm going to talk about a videogame system you've never heard of before. I was originally hoping to become the number one source on Google for information about this system—thus raking in oodles of new hits from people trying to figure out what this chunk of plastic they found at a yard sale actually is—but, apparently I was beaten to that eight years ago by Robert Morgan, who wrote a whole FAQ for the system.
A New Beginning: Final Cut (PC)
That IS NOT A BEAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
Super Mario Party (Switch)
The only party I'll go to even if there aren't any snacks.

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