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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Chocobo Racing (PS1)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on April 1, 2003

Chocobo Racing is much like Mario Kart, only using characters from Square games instead of Mario characters. The main characters of the game are the various creatures of Square games, as opposed to
[NSFW] Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind (SNES)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2003

Welcome to Platforming Hell. Population: One Obnoxious Bobcat.
Submissions (April 2003)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on April 1, 2003

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Dear Readers: GameCola Does Disney World

Columns by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2003

So I went to Walt Disney World this month for my senior class trip. A good time was had; TV theme songs were sung, travel mugs were rendered semi-useless, pirates were made to cry -- but I won't bore you with the details. I'll just show you pictures instead!
Guilty Gear X2 (PS2)

Reviews by Doug O'Neil on March 1, 2003

Gamers haven't seen much in the way of 2D fighters lately, and when I showed Guilty Gear X2 to my friends, I understood why. Only the most hardcore of us picked up the game and enjoyed it. Others.
… of the Month: A Link to the Past

Columns by Matt Gardner on March 1, 2003

Some say that A Link to the Past was the best Zelda game made to this date, and I would have to agree with them.
.hack//INFECTION: Part 1 (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on March 1, 2003

A tale the likes of which has never been told before...
Pong: The Next Level (PS1)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on March 1, 2003

Two warriors, engaged in a back-and-forth struggle for supreme victory. The ball bounces one way, and then the other—a warrior falters, and his opponent scores a goal. The battle starts again, a
Carbonated News (March 2003)

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 1, 2003

Be the first on your block to own a chunk of Mars! Enix (man, I can't wait for their merger with Square), in collaboration with the Lunar Embassy Corporation, is running a very special contest with it
Submissions (March 2003)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on March 1, 2003

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.