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The Ace Attorney Series Has Been Cancelled.
All three of the newest Phoenix Wright games will not be released outside of Japan.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
[NSFW] The Great Omegle Debate: MURDER MOST FOUL
Omegle answers the important question: Which videogame character would you kill?
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)
I'm grumpy, you know why?
Gamera Obscura: Time Zone
Aren't you supposed to complain about how horrible it is to work at the GameCola Sweatshop and how all my obscure games are terrible?
Hello Kitty Big Fun Deluxe (WIN3)
No one should really go out of their way to play this game unless they are a diehard Hello Kitty fan.

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