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Hacks’n’Slash #16: The Rise of Piridi
It's time once again to read some fanfiction featuring uncomfortable romance!
First-Person View: Master Chief Always Stands by His Release Date
Master Chief is known for being able to keep a promise, especially to Cortana—but in regards to the Halo series and their promised released dates, I would prefer for them to come in late than unprepared.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
MAGFest - Why You Seriously Missed Out
After years of saying we were going to do it, some GameCola staff members finally make it to MAGFest!
[NSFW] Dancing Eyes (ARC)
Hey, watch where you're sticking that monkey!
TubeHero (PC)
Why is this a thing.
The Operative: No One Lives Forever (PC)
Suppose you are a spy who needs to infiltrate an enemy base that is teeming with villainous Germans. I know, it's hard to picture Germans as the bad guys, but work with me here. Now, suppose you come

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