Background: A long long time ago, on an ancient, destroyed, website, there lived a happy little smiley face by the name of "Mr. Face." Now Mr. Face was a kind enough soul, never bothering anyone, and pretty much minding his own business. He lived a pretty uneventful life until one dreadful day when some bastard game players like you decided to shoot him... in the face! Assholes. Anyway, one shot to the head was not enough for the psychos, they shot over and over and over until the poor yellow smiley couldn't take it anymore and exploded... That was the last we saw of the lovable face for years to come.
I say Toad deserves his own game. Who's with me?!
I got through an entire game without wanting to swallow a cyanide pill, so it couldn't have been that bad.
If I were selected to be a contestant on a game show, and the consequences for losing were death, then I'd find a safer game show.
- Starting Sept. 14, Kirby (whom you all know from such games as Kirby's Adventure, Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby's Star Stackers, and various other games whose title is preceded by the name "Kirby") will
Although it doesn't contain walkthroughs, cheats, or other elements usually associated with websites based on video games, Dragon-Warrior.com is one of the best, if not the best, Dragon Warrior site out there. Within the confines of this excellent website you will find comics based on Dragon Warrior (Dragon Warrior 101 being the main comic of several, and quite funny), a store where you'll find links to pretty much all dragon warrior related merchandise (games, music, t-shirts, etc), AIM bots, images, fan-made games, message boards, and more! What more could you possibly want? What's that you say? You want to see a mage get stripped naked by a slime? Well, it's your lucky day because Dragon-Warrior.com has that, too! So hurry your dragon hungry self over to Dragon-Warrior.com before it's too late! Too late for what? I guess you'll just have to go there and find out for yourself.
It seems only appropriate, in keeping with our 1994-inspired issue of GameCola (see: NHL Hockey '94) that we write a little about this less-than-stellar year in gaming. In a year which saw not only th
Try to imagine your own personal euphoria. To some, it may be a scenic countryside, with bunnies, deer, butterflies, and all sorts of other delectably cute creatures prancing about. For others, it c
Matt Gardner's top 10 favorite videogames.
Summer 1994: My brothers and I go to Pinelands Video (since gone out of business) in order to find a Super Nintendo game to amuse ourselves with; NHL '94 is the selection. It is rented several times t
Skip Ryder: Travel Diaries from an Accidental Pathfinder – Part 3
Skip Ryder, Human Pathfinder for the Andromeda Initiative and serial party leaver, continues to tell the candid story of his exploits.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Samus Aran is a Transgirl!
There's all sorts of ways for Samus to be trans, and it's really not that outlandish, anyway!
Sprite Flicker: Phoenix Wright: Ace Alcoholic
A webcomic by Nathaniel Hoover.
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?: Treasures of Knowledge (PC)
If you like videogames with long names, you're in for a treat. Today, I'm talking about Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?: Treasures of Knowledge. It's a 2001 remake/re-imagining of the early '
Reigns: Her Majesty (PC)
Sometimes, to have real power, you have to die repeatedly.
They're not your Sims! They're–