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The Ace Attorney Series Has Been Cancelled.
All three of the newest Phoenix Wright games will not be released outside of Japan.
[NSFW] Gamera Obscura: Magic Bubble
I'VE BEEN WAITING A REALLY LONG TIME FOR YOU TO GET HERE...
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
Miss Clue: Formula for Danger (Browser)
A sub-par Nancy Drew knockoff.
GirlCola (Or, the Ly "Sis" Strata)
The story of how GameCola was conquered in a feminist revolution, then restored to normal.
[NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)
The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of comin
[NSFW] Mid-Boss #24: Community Flat Chest
With all the controversy lately, game developers have been forced to change with the times.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.

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