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Secret of Mana RPGCast - Part 12: Lost in the Dessert
The spelling of the title is a joke made in the podcast. Give it a listen!
Be Careful What You Search For #99
If crude MS Paint drawings are frowned upon by your place of business, don't click this link!
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?: Treasures of Knowledge (PC)
If you like videogames with long names, you're in for a treat. Today, I'm talking about Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?: Treasures of Knowledge. It's a 2001 remake/re-imagining of the early '
Games That Secretly Suck: Scribblenauts
You could smear peanut butter in your DS and it would do less harm.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
A Very GameCola Wedding 2: Wed Harder
I married the love of my life, Elizabeth "Lizo" Medina-Gray, on the end of the world, May 21, 2011. ...Well, that's not really true; apparently it was actually just supposed to be "Judgement Day," wit
[NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)
The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of comin
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #63
Warning! If you view these images while you're at work, your boss may fire you for looking at something so stupid!
Paris Hilton's Diamond Quest (Mobile)
Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? "Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best," I thought. But you shouldn't run entirely on first impressions, for Paris Hilton's Dia

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    If I were selected to be a contestant on a game show, and the consequences for losing were death, then I'd find a safer game show.

  • Carbonated News (June 2002)

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    … of the Month: Dragon-Warrior.com

    Although it doesn't contain walkthroughs, cheats, or other elements usually associated with websites based on video games, Dragon-Warrior.com is one of the best, if not the best, Dragon Warrior site out there. Within the confines of this excellent website you will find comics based on Dragon Warrior (Dragon Warrior 101 being the main comic of several, and quite funny), a store where you'll find links to pretty much all dragon warrior related merchandise (games, music, t-shirts, etc), AIM bots, images, fan-made games, message boards, and more! What more could you possibly want? What's that you say? You want to see a mage get stripped naked by a slime? Well, it's your lucky day because Dragon-Warrior.com has that, too! So hurry your dragon hungry self over to Dragon-Warrior.com before it's too late! Too late for what? I guess you'll just have to go there and find out for yourself.

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    The Top 5 Games of 1994

    It seems only appropriate, in keeping with our 1994-inspired issue of GameCola (see: NHL Hockey '94) that we write a little about this less-than-stellar year in gaming. In a year which saw not only th

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    Philly Classic 3 Report

    Try to imagine your own personal euphoria. To some, it may be a scenic countryside, with bunnies, deer, butterflies, and all sorts of other delectably cute creatures prancing about. For others, it c

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    Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Matt Gardner

    Matt Gardner's top 10 favorite videogames.

  • NHL ’94 (SNES)

    Summer 1994: My brothers and I go to Pinelands Video (since gone out of business) in order to find a Super Nintendo game to amuse ourselves with; NHL '94 is the selection. It is rented several times t

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    Introduction

    Have you ever sat around and just thought to yourself, "Paul, what do you want to do with your life? Do you want to waste it all away playing Nintendo, or do you want to make something of yourself?" S