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Secret of Mana RPGCast - Part 3: Beneath the Valley of the Dwarves
Who needs to fight when there's a bottomless pit conveniently placed nearby?
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
[NSFW] Family Dog (SNES)
One of the most wretched, nauseating games I've ever played.
[NSFW] Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animated Series: In Review, Part I: Diary of a Madman
Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animated Series isn't as irredeemable as it's made out to be. It's much, much worse. Ep 1x1: Television Dominance.
Tabletop Anxiety
Anna talks about how D&D has caused and helped with her anxieties.
Jailbreak (PC)
It's like watching a cat be tortured for an hour.
[NSFW] Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animated Series: In Review, Part II: Diary of a Madman
Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animated Series isn't as irredeemable as it's made out to be. It's much, much worse. Ep 1x2: Avoiding Work.

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    Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Neal Iannone

    Neal Iannone's top 10 favorite videogames.

  • Mega Man Legends (PS1)

    While it holds its own in the genre, it is definitely directed towards Mega Man fans. If that's you, go check this game out.

  • Dragon Warrior Monsters 2: Cobi’s Journey (GBC)

    The only people this is not recommended to are those who just do not have the time to get involved with a time-consuming game.

  • Carbonated News (July 2002)

    - It seems as though a Sims game is headed towards the realm of Playstation 2.  It will, more or less, be a port of the PC game of much fame, with somewhat revamped graphics to make use of the PS2's

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    … of the Month: Mr. Face Advance

    Background: A long long time ago, on an ancient, destroyed, website, there lived a happy little smiley face by the name of "Mr. Face." Now Mr. Face was a kind enough soul, never bothering anyone, and pretty much minding his own business. He lived a pretty uneventful life until one dreadful day when some bastard game players like you decided to shoot him... in the face! Assholes. Anyway, one shot to the head was not enough for the psychos, they shot over and over and over until the poor yellow smiley couldn't take it anymore and exploded... That was the last we saw of the lovable face for years to come.

  • Toad: The Little Mushroom that Could(n’t Star in His Own Game)

    I say Toad deserves his own game. Who's with me?!

  • Baseball (GB)

    I got through an entire game without wanting to swallow a cyanide pill, so it couldn't have been that bad.

  • MTV Remote Control (NES)

    If I were selected to be a contestant on a game show, and the consequences for losing were death, then I'd find a safer game show.

  • Carbonated News (June 2002)

    - Starting Sept. 14, Kirby (whom you all know from such games as Kirby's Adventure, Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby's Star Stackers, and various other games whose title is preceded by the name "Kirby") will

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    … of the Month: Dragon-Warrior.com

    Although it doesn't contain walkthroughs, cheats, or other elements usually associated with websites based on video games, Dragon-Warrior.com is one of the best, if not the best, Dragon Warrior site out there. Within the confines of this excellent website you will find comics based on Dragon Warrior (Dragon Warrior 101 being the main comic of several, and quite funny), a store where you'll find links to pretty much all dragon warrior related merchandise (games, music, t-shirts, etc), AIM bots, images, fan-made games, message boards, and more! What more could you possibly want? What's that you say? You want to see a mage get stripped naked by a slime? Well, it's your lucky day because Dragon-Warrior.com has that, too! So hurry your dragon hungry self over to Dragon-Warrior.com before it's too late! Too late for what? I guess you'll just have to go there and find out for yourself.