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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)
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[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)
So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
BREAKING: Trailer for Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies Localized!
English names, release information, and more details inside!
[NSFW] Family Dog (SNES)
One of the most wretched, nauseating games I've ever played.
[NSFW] 8-Bit Commando (PC)
At this point in my prematurely far-flung career as a pseudo-journalist in an industry filled and overflowing with proto-journalists, I start to wonder exactly where my loyalties have driven me to lie
[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)
The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...
Ace Attorney 5 Announced.
While there's no word yet on when it's coming out, what platform it's being developed for, or whether it's coming out in the U.S.

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