So I went to Walt Disney World this month for my senior class trip. A good time was had; TV theme songs were sung, travel mugs were rendered semi-useless, pirates were made to cry — but I won’t bore you with the details. I’ll just show you pictures instead!
Now that we have that out of the way, let’s get onto the pressing matter of the month. Much to the despair of graphic-obsessed gamers of the world, Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker does not in fact suck. I personally have not played the game, but I have yet to hear any complaints. So screw you all. Also, I’ve recently discovered Diddy Kong Racing at a yardsale for a dollar. It’s not as crappy as everybody thought — the hovercraft racing could stand for some tweaking, but the airplane’s fun, and kart racing is nearly as good as Mario Kart’s; it’s only downfall in that respect is the lack of a short jump button which, while being slightly unrealistic, is very helpful in Mario Kart 64 for making sharp turns, and is a major part of my racing style. Wow, that sentence was really long. Enjoy the issue mates!