Forget news, Matt's stolen videogame story steals this months show...!
After four and a half years, the newest Nancy Drew game is finally here! How does it hold up?
Our boy returns! Oh, and some other stuff happens, too.
Joseph is irrationally upset, Jeddy struggles with being a strong, independent woman, and Anna finds her newest, truest love.
It seems like it was seven months ago...but really, it was only yesterday!
What games defined the 2010s?
In a twist, Daniel goes back and retracts everything bad he said about Halo Wars in an article from 2012, and provides an updated take on this game, and thoughts on the series as a whole.
New episodes coming soon!
And I mean REAL BIG. Like, you don't even know.
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
The Ace Attorney Series Has Been Cancelled.
All three of the newest Phoenix Wright games will not be released outside of Japan.
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman
Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?
Games That Secretly Suck: PaRappa the Rapper
PaRappa the Rapper is a beloved classic of the PlayStation era—but it secretly just sucks.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
Games That Secretly Suck: Demon's Souls
Best played wearing a leather mask, some sort of chaps, and a safe word.
[NSFW] The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy (NES)
I am not going to make one egg pun this entire review. Set your expectations now.
What the Crap?: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
What the Crap even was the Super Mario Bros. Super Show?
[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)
So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.