your jokes pain me
OMG WIIIIIIIII!
Chicken! why not tell us how you really feel! I know your mom was much better than you when you first started playing games.
pineyRick
this edition’s submission section is severely lacking in pictures
Guest review of Halo 2 (January 2006)
it was cool i wish i could do that to my friends on xbox live
Bradley’s review of Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest
Although, Simon’s Quest is better than the original Castlevania, it has a really dumb premise. Simon Belmont is resurrected Dracula so that he doesn’t die? Wouldn’t it have been more heroic to accept his fate rather than risk not being able to stop Dracula once he returns from the grave?
But then, I find that if the game has the Official Nintendo Seal of Approval it will most likely have a plot that makes no damn sense.
– Jim
Bradley’s review of Super Street Fighter 2
I don’t get your scoring. You say it’s worth getting, but the fun and replay value are so damn low. Is the addition of stereo sound worth giving it a perfect audio score?
– Dr. Your Mom Freedman
Bradley: I gave the game’s audio a good score because, as I mentioned in the review, the soundtrack is redone with newer technology and its additional tracks are on par with the originals. Plus, as you can tell, I review classic games…and for it’s time, the sound of this game is of amazing quality.
I mentioned that the game was worth getting IF you wanted to play as the new characters…but if you read the entire article, you can see that I constantly complain about the game being unbalanced and very unfun to even play.
Thanks for your feedback! It’s much appreciated, even though it wasn’t thought out before you posted it ^^
“Wait…is this cover even finished?”
Actually…uh, no. That’s only the mockup cover. You lose. Good article though ^_^
– Rake
Bradley: Thanks for the input. I instantly saw a horrid cover and jumped at the chance to urinate all over it in public. I’ll be sure to admit my wrongness (if that is a real word) by publicly crediting you in next month’s article.
Are you this hard up for filler?
– RStone77
