So, a friend recently alerted me to the fact that…I’m cited as a source on Wikipedia?! If you don’t believe me, check out the Wikipedia article on Blaster Master. You can even check the history—it wasn’t one of us!
Now, the real question becomes “WHY IS THERE NOT MORE?!” I demand that all my fans go out and put me as a source on Wikipedia articles about games I’ve reviewed! Or, even games I haven’t reviewed! Or, pages entirely unrelated to me! My name deserves to go down in Internet history!
(P.S. Thanks in advance, Mom! I know you’re my #1 fan!)