You know, I really like what they’re doing with the new trailer for the Army of Darkness iPhone game. With most videogame trailers, the developers try very hard to make it look like a game’s going to be the greatest, most worthwhile experience of your entire life, whether it actually is or not. This trailer, on the other hand, isn’t trying to trick you at all; it shows you that all you’ll ever do in this game is move, turn around, shoot, turn around, move, turn around, shoot, etc. until the only way your life could possibly get any more tedious would be if you had to play any other Army of Darkness videogame.
Enjoy the trailer! …No wait, actually, don’t; I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to.
In case you were worried that the trailer just doesn’t do justice to Army of Darkness Defense, here’s some preview gameplay footage from Slide to Play that makes the game look even worse. I may have to eat my own hands to make sure I never have to play it.
